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eldest_of_firms ([personal profile] eldest_of_firms) wrote2029-11-10 12:06 pm

Voicemail

This is the Old Firm. Obstacles obliterated, nuisances eradicated, bothersome limbs removed and tutelary dentistry. If you need someone strangled, beheaded, stabbed, shot, eaten, tortured or generally messed up, please leave a message. If not, why the Hell are you calling us? Piss off.

Yeah, scram.