eldest_of_firms: (Omelette)
eldest_of_firms ([personal profile] eldest_of_firms) wrote2008-11-29 03:14 pm

They Don't Like Junk Mail

"You know, you really should've gotten the hint when we bombed the mailing center," sighs Mr. Croup, absently wiping blood from his ax. "But you just had to keep on sending this stuff."

The head of the Direct Marketing Association whimpers. "It's just junk mail, you didn't have to get so upset!"

"We like getting upset. 'S a hobby of ours," explains Mr. Vandemar, helpfully.

The morningstar comes down.